Me: Well overall, how’s your day been?
Friend: x3 GREAT!
Me: Great ^^ What did you do?
Friend: o.o.. Slept..
Me: With? ;D
Her: My cousin ;D » Seriously.. xD I did!
Friend: .w. No. I “slept” like.. Just fell asleep…
Me: >_>; Oh….haha, my own joke backfired unto me….
Me: >.>
Dub K: What.
Me: I’m just now realizing something…
Dub K: What?
Me: Every Lesbian I’m friends with gets way more girls than me…
Dub K: I’d get more than you, anyway.
XD
Me: <_< Yeah…but still…counting girls in real life and not on the internet, almost everyone gets more girls than me e.e;
Dub K: You think that adding the internet count will make you win against me? XD
I’M MOTHAFUCKIN’ DUB K, BITCH. XD
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“A soldier of the 25th Infantry Division, coated with sweat and grime, patrols thick jungle near the Cambodian border, Nov. 26, 1966.”
aww lil baby <3
poor baby
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Members of a Congolese women’s association, who have been widowed by conflict, in the town of Rutshuru in D. R. Congo’s North Kivu province, are pictured on May 23, 2012. Chronic insecurity in the territory of Rutshuru, exacerbated by the current conflict between the government army and M23 rebels, has left many dead here. “War has been going on here for a long time, since 1996” says Chiza Ntamenya, a volunteer with the group, “we are fed up with the war.”
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Members of a Congolese women’s association, who have been widowed by conflict, in the town of Rutshuru in D. R. Congo’s North Kivu province, are pictured on May 23, 2012. Chronic insecurity in the territory of Rutshuru, exacerbated by the current conflict between the government army and M23 rebels, has left many dead here. “War has been going on here for a long time, since 1996” says Chiza Ntamenya, a volunteer with the group, “we are fed up with the war.”
[Credit : Phil Moore/AFP/Getty Images]
A striking mural contrasts with the harsh struggle of an immigrant collecting recyclable items in Athens, May 24, 2012. Immigrants are facing particularly troubling times due to Greece’s economic hardships often facing beatings, insults and exclusion
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
You: ya
Stranger: And okay then, you start?
You: i come into ur bedroom
You: and ur sleeping
You: and i crawl under your blanket
Stranger: I'm still asleep
You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
You: and u wake up and smile
Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
You: cutting off your penis
Stranger: wait
You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
Stranger: Then what...?
You: I HATE YOU
Stranger: I didn't cheat
You: you bleed to death in your bed
Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
You: nobody ever knows what happened
You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
You: the end
Stranger: I have a mercedes?
You: not anymore faggot
Your conversation partner has disconnected.
